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		<title>A Disgruntled Viking in the Workplace</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 14:18:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rambles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hockey paraphernalia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[job frustration]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[metal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[personal shortcomings]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The thing about work is, it sucks, at least for most of us. The upshot is that you get paid for doing it, although that traditionally reliable characteristic seems to have been put to the test in recent years by excessive competitiveness amidst an ongoing recession, the rise of internships, and other various forms of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vikings Have No Respect for Standard Hiring Protocol</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2010/06/vikings-have-no-respect-for-standard-hiring-protocol.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 20:52:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Björn Svensson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[job frustration]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/?p=871</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If I’ve gotten my chronology correct, it was The Orlando Sentinel that made such a splash last week with its report that employers are intentionally filtering unemployed applicants out of their potential hiring pools (the story having since been picked up by The Huffington Post and others). Sure, this sucks, but where’s the big surprise? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Watch</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:29:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rambles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Björn Svensson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Norse gods]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sailing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the dong]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/?p=714</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Why do some guys seem to enjoy strutting around naked in the locker room so much? I’ve never understood this. And it’s usually the old, wrinkly guys who are the main culprits. They just stand around chatting, letting it all hang out, taking up valuable floor space, and altogether just delaying the much-needed re-clothing process. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bladder-Voiding Fear and the Threat of Viking Force</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 23:48:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Slaughter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Troll-Breath]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[urination]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/?p=699</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Trond Troll-Breath slammed his beer down on the table, bent close so that he came face-to-face with the stubborn child, and, with ale-tinged spittle flying, roared: “You eat your slice of pizza now or so help me Odin I will jam it so far down your throat that my fist will be coming out your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>End It Like a Viking</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2010/01/end-it-like-a-viking.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 01:49:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[mead]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[personal shortcomings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Troll-Breath]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[whores]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/?p=676</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In keeping with the global theme of expressing false hope for a good new year, I decided to kick off 2010 with a more upbeat and positive posting than is usual here at the world’s most obscure and futile website devoted to promoting modern Viking glory: by talking about scarring, emotionally devastating break-up scenarios. My [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slaughter the Parents, part 3</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2009/12/slaughter-the-parents-part-3.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 18:02:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[berserkergång]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Björn Svensson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[medieval weaponry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[personal shortcomings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/?p=656</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was standing in line at the post office watching the stupid little kid molest the automatic stamp-dispensing machine. The child-molester was having a grand ole time, fondling the poor machine’s buttons, probing its slots, and slapping its knobs like a domineering sadist, but the machine didn’t like it and beeped several times to indicate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vikings Didn&#8217;t Seek Self-Validation through Social Media</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2009/11/vikings-didnt-seek-self-validation-through-social-media.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:31:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/?p=641</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Check out this ridiculous bullshit: &#160; &#160; Almveig Egilsdottir is milking the cows. Again. &#160; &#160; Thor’s Day at 0615 &#160; &#160; Knut Bj&#248;rnsson is wondering why he bothered signing up for the &#160; &#160; plundringt&#229;g in Frisia in the first place. &#160; &#160; Odin’s Day at 2258 &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; Inga [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slaughter the Parents, part 2</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2009/10/slaughter-the-parents-part-2.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 19:31:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rambles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ingrid Törnblom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poop]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/?p=614</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The hideous beast of a woman splayed the infants’ legs apart and scraped away at the mushy mess of fresh feces while the sick smell radiated outward, gagging those unfortunate enough to be caught within its sordid sphere of influence. “Hush!” she upbraided her crying child, who shrieked only louder as the next wipe was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slaughter the Parents, part 1</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2009/09/slaughter-the-parents-part-1.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 22:45:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/?p=597</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The children run and scream and throw things and cry and get in the way and their parents just let them. Usually, no one ever confronts these animals, and as an introverted social moron, I am no exception. But Trond Troll-Breath is, since he’s an amazing Norwegian Viking. I can just see him sitting there, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Midsummer&#8217;s Wishful Slaughter</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2009/08/a-midsummers-wishful-slaughter.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 19:56:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rambles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[personal shortcomings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Slaughter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stockholm]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Some years ago, back before I had mastered the art of achieving successive levels of personal failure in the “real world,” one of my friends and I went souvenir shopping in Stockholm’s Gamla Stan. We were having a good time until a family of unspeakably obese Americans entered the same store as us and immediately [...]]]></description>
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