Rambles
Poetic oratory and Viking rage. Ramble on:
- Standardized Tests Should be Blood Eagled
- On the Origins of Petalwilter
- A Disgruntled Viking in the Workplace
- Vikings Have No Respect for Standard Hiring Protocol
- The Watch
- Bladder-Voiding Fear and the Threat of Viking Force
- End It Like a Viking
- Slaughter the Parents, part 3
- Vikings Didn't Seek Self-Validation through Social Media
- Slaughter the Parents, part 2
- Slaughter the Parents, part 1
- A Midsummer's Wishful Slaughter
- Bastards of a Lying Breed; or I Don't Know Why Human Resources Says Goodbye, I Say Hello
- Lessons for Norse Youth Forgotten
- Fairhair in the Classroom
- Prudential Center Sicko
- Die Not Alone: The Pathetic Saga of the Dead Mouse
- The Poetry of the Bladder
- Bail Out of the Norse Persuasion
- Retard on the MBTA
- Viking Grab Ass
- Vehicular Viking Slaughter
- Death Metal Recital
- Forsaken by the Norns
- An Unfortunate Addiction to Whoredom
- Unleash the Long Ships!
- Napoleon Dynamite Needs to be Blood Eagled
- To Fika or not to Fika
- Death by Viking
- Down with the Leprechauns!!! >:0
- Getting to Know Ingrid Törnblom
- Pure Nordic Hatred, part 2
- Pure Nordic Hatred, part 1
- Damn, It Must Feel Good to be a Viking
