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		<title>Lava Field Gone Berserk</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2011/09/lava-field-gone-berserk.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 16:29:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember that old story about the two berserkers who cut a road through an Icelandic lava field only to get lured into a trap sauna and murdered afterwards? Of course you do; it&#8217;s the stuff legends are made of. And thankfully for those of us not living in Iceland, we can at least see pictures [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Standardized Tests Should be Blood Eagled</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2011/07/standardized-tests-should-be-blood-eagled.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2011 15:45:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[berserkergång]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Björn Svensson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blood Eagle]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/?p=1176</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Standardized tests are antithetical to Vikings in every way possible. Vikings didn’t need to lock themselves in a room and scribble down dots or click on computerized answers to multiple choice questions before they were allowed to go and wreak the fuck out of wherever they felt like sailing to. No, they just went and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On the Origins of Petalwilter</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2010/11/on-the-origins-of-petalwilter.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Nov 2010 06:51:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[whale meat]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/?p=1066</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I decided today that the time has finally come to discuss Trond Trondsen’s sword, the illustrious Petalwilter. I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned Petalwilter by name before on this site, so its mere mention must be pretty exciting for the 2 or 3 of you who somehow randomly found your way here and are wondering, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Modern Viking Job Interviews, #5: Åke Nordensjö</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2010/06/the-modern-viking-job-interviews-5-ake-nordensjo.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2010/06/the-modern-viking-job-interviews-5-ake-nordensjo.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 18:51:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Modern Viking Job Interviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Åke Nordensjö]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[berserkergång]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[job frustration]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[personal shortcomings]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/?p=945</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Final Installment After much procrastination and deliberation, here at long last is the highly unanticipated final installment of the Modern Viking Job Interviews. I’m an honest guy so I can admit that this is pretty much a total non-event. In fact, it’s that same honesty that’s helped make me such a perpetual failure in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slaughter the Parents, part 3</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2009/12/slaughter-the-parents-part-3.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2009/12/slaughter-the-parents-part-3.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 18:02:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[berserkergång]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Björn Svensson]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/?p=656</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was standing in line at the post office watching the stupid little kid molest the automatic stamp-dispensing machine. The child-molester was having a grand ole time, fondling the poor machine’s buttons, probing its slots, and slapping its knobs like a domineering sadist, but the machine didn’t like it and beeped several times to indicate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Retard on the MBTA</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2008/09/retard-on-the-mbta.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2008/09/retard-on-the-mbta.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 21:27:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[norns]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/?p=335</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority is the abysmal operator of the oldest subway system in the United States. Affectionately known as the T, it is a dark, dank, and vulgar-smelling series of tunnels, permanently unfinished construction sites, and dirty trains that screech gratingly beneath the streets of Boston.* It even went on a recent killing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vehicular Viking Slaughter</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2008/07/vehicular-viking-slaughter.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2008/07/vehicular-viking-slaughter.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:02:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ingrid Törnblom]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Slaughter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Troll-Breath]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vehicular troubles]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/?p=322</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It has recently been of considerable debate as to whether a Viking, if removed from his proper historical context and placed in our current era, would commit berserkergång with a vehicle. This thought has been implanted and nurtured by no less than the very same reasons that would potentially compel the hypothetical Viking to succumb [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Death Metal Recital</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2008/06/death-metal-recital.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 20:53:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[mead]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[urination]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/?p=319</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Recently, by means of succubine trickery and beguilement, I found myself haplessly stuck in the Middle of Nowhere, Vermont (population: insignificant) attending a ballet recital. For four countless hours I suffered through various stages of boredom and depression, flirted with insanity, and listened to the entire The Lion King soundtrack twice, because once apparently just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Unleash the Long Ships!</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2007/10/unleash-the-long-ships.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2007/10/unleash-the-long-ships.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 20:11:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[glory]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Danes and Swedes are at it yet again, this time boasting their way towards mutual enmity over the glorious claim to &#8220;Capital of Scandinavia&#8221;, as reported by the English-language Swedish news site, The Local. The Swedes initiated the spat with their preemptive declaration favoring Stockholm as the possessor of this illustrious title. The Danes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Napoleon Dynamite Needs to be Blood Eagled</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2007/09/napoleon-dynamite-needs-to-be-blood-eagled.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2007/09/napoleon-dynamite-needs-to-be-blood-eagled.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 05:06:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I watched that Napoleon Dynamite movie for the first time the other day. What a fucking mistake that was. I just don&#8217;t get why people like this movie so much. Is it the dweebs? People like this movie because of the dweebs? Or maybe they like it because of the liger? I had heard [...]]]></description>
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