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	<title>Scandinavian Aggression &#187; Björn Svensson</title>
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		<title>Vikings Have No Respect for Standard Hiring Protocol</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 20:52:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I’ve gotten my chronology correct, it was The Orlando Sentinel that made such a splash last week with its report that employers are intentionally filtering unemployed applicants out of their potential hiring pools (the story having since been picked up by The Huffington Post and others). Sure, this sucks, but where’s the big surprise? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Watch</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:29:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Norse gods]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why do some guys seem to enjoy strutting around naked in the locker room so much? I’ve never understood this. And it’s usually the old, wrinkly guys who are the main culprits. They just stand around chatting, letting it all hang out, taking up valuable floor space, and altogether just delaying the much-needed re-clothing process. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slaughter the Parents, part 3</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 18:02:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[berserkergång]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Björn Svensson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[medieval weaponry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[personal shortcomings]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/?p=656</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was standing in line at the post office watching the stupid little kid molest the automatic stamp-dispensing machine. The child-molester was having a grand ole time, fondling the poor machine’s buttons, probing its slots, and slapping its knobs like a domineering sadist, but the machine didn’t like it and beeped several times to indicate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Modern Viking Job Interviews, #2: Björn Svensson</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 22:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Modern Viking Job Interviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Björn Svensson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[job frustration]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[skalds]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[urination]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Here we witness warrior-poet, Björn Svensson, as he is forced to squirm under the godforsaken spotlight of that most unholy of abominations, human resources. Human Resources Cock Mongrel: Welcome, Björn, nice to meet you. Björn Svensson: Thanks&#8230;you too. HRCM: How&#8217;s your day been going so far? BS: It&#8217;s been acceptable. How about yours? HRCM: Oh, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Poetry of the Bladder</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2008/11/the-poetry-of-the-bladder.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 21:46:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As recent events committed by certain, highly esteemed members of Scandinavian society have shown, urination can be a great form of revenge. By urinating on somebody and/or his or her possessions, you are effectively saying: &#8220;Hey you! Get the fuck over here you fucking asshole! I fucking hate you and everything about you. I wish [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vehicular Viking Slaughter</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2008/07/vehicular-viking-slaughter.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:02:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It has recently been of considerable debate as to whether a Viking, if removed from his proper historical context and placed in our current era, would commit berserkergång with a vehicle. This thought has been implanted and nurtured by no less than the very same reasons that would potentially compel the hypothetical Viking to succumb [...]]]></description>
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