Posts Tagged ‘fika’

Slaughter the Parents, part 1

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

The children run and scream and throw things and cry and get in the way and their parents just let them. Usually, no one ever confronts these animals, and as an introverted social moron, I am no exception. But Trond Troll-Breath is, since he’s an amazing Norwegian Viking.

…Hail onwards »

To Fika or not to Fika

Friday, August 10th, 2007

I sit in a cafe as I write this and I can’t help but think to myself, “Why won’t these stupid assholes sitting all around me talking on their cell phones lower their goddam voices? For sanity’s sake, I don’t want to hear about the pros and cons of ‘getting your eyebrows done’ or how stressful it is to be involved with ‘like, some type of business type thing.'” If I were a Viking I’d do humanity a favor and cut these people down …Hail onwards »