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		<title>A Disgruntled Viking in the Workplace</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 14:18:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The thing about work is, it sucks, at least for most of us. The upshot is that you get paid for doing it, although that traditionally reliable characteristic seems to have been put to the test in recent years by excessive competitiveness amidst an ongoing recession, the rise of internships, and other various forms of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Modern Viking Job Interviews, #5: Åke Nordensjö</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 18:51:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Final Installment After much procrastination and deliberation, here at long last is the highly unanticipated final installment of the Modern Viking Job Interviews. I’m an honest guy so I can admit that this is pretty much a total non-event. In fact, it’s that same honesty that’s helped make me such a perpetual failure in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>End It Like a Viking</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2010/01/end-it-like-a-viking.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 01:49:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[mead]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/?p=676</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In keeping with the global theme of expressing false hope for a good new year, I decided to kick off 2010 with a more upbeat and positive posting than is usual here at the world’s most obscure and futile website devoted to promoting modern Viking glory: by talking about scarring, emotionally devastating break-up scenarios. My [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slaughter the Parents, part 3</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 18:02:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[berserkergång]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Björn Svensson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[medieval weaponry]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/?p=656</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was standing in line at the post office watching the stupid little kid molest the automatic stamp-dispensing machine. The child-molester was having a grand ole time, fondling the poor machine’s buttons, probing its slots, and slapping its knobs like a domineering sadist, but the machine didn’t like it and beeped several times to indicate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vikings Didn&#8217;t Seek Self-Validation through Social Media</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2009/11/vikings-didnt-seek-self-validation-through-social-media.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2009/11/vikings-didnt-seek-self-validation-through-social-media.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:31:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/?p=641</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Check out this ridiculous bullshit: &#160; &#160; Almveig Egilsdottir is milking the cows. Again. &#160; &#160; Thor’s Day at 0615 &#160; &#160; Knut Bj&#248;rnsson is wondering why he bothered signing up for the &#160; &#160; plundringt&#229;g in Frisia in the first place. &#160; &#160; Odin’s Day at 2258 &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; Inga [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Midsummer&#8217;s Wishful Slaughter</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2009/08/a-midsummers-wishful-slaughter.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 19:56:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Stockholm]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Some years ago, back before I had mastered the art of achieving successive levels of personal failure in the “real world,” one of my friends and I went souvenir shopping in Stockholm’s Gamla Stan. We were having a good time until a family of unspeakably obese Americans entered the same store as us and immediately [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Prudential Center Sicko</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2009/04/prudential-center-sicko.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 00:48:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[poop]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/?p=379</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So, I had gone to drop a deuce the other day at the Prudential Center in Boston&#8217;s Back Bay neighborhood when a pervert stuck his head under the stall wall and looked up at me. I had been happily daydreaming about destructive medieval warfare and archaic Scandinavian woodcarving techniques until this sick bastard brought my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Die Not Alone: The Pathetic Saga of the Dead Mouse</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2008/12/die-not-alone-the-pathetic-saga-of-the-dead-mouse.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:58:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/?p=348</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A few days ago I woke up with a dead mouse lying beside me on my bed. It was a stellar moment, one that will certainly rank among my personal best for 2008. It&#8217;s not every day that you wake up, turn over, and see a deceased rodent with a painful &#8220;the end is near&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Viking Grab Ass</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2008/08/viking-grab-ass.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 21:17:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ingrid Törnblom]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/?p=331</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Back when I was still in school, my chemistry teacher used to tell us to stop playing so much grab ass. I was usually asleep during these alleged bouts of grab ass, so I&#8217;m not totally sure how out of control the grab ass actually got, but we were told to stop it very, very [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vehicular Viking Slaughter</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2008/07/vehicular-viking-slaughter.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:02:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It has recently been of considerable debate as to whether a Viking, if removed from his proper historical context and placed in our current era, would commit berserkergång with a vehicle. This thought has been implanted and nurtured by no less than the very same reasons that would potentially compel the hypothetical Viking to succumb [...]]]></description>
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