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		<title>Standardized Tests Should be Blood Eagled</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2011/07/standardized-tests-should-be-blood-eagled.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2011 15:45:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rambles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[berserkergång]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/?p=1176</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Standardized tests are antithetical to Vikings in every way possible. Vikings didn’t need to lock themselves in a room and scribble down dots or click on computerized answers to multiple choice questions before they were allowed to go and wreak the fuck out of wherever they felt like sailing to. No, they just went and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On the Origins of Petalwilter</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2010/11/on-the-origins-of-petalwilter.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Nov 2010 06:51:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/?p=1066</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I decided today that the time has finally come to discuss Trond Trondsen’s sword, the illustrious Petalwilter. I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned Petalwilter by name before on this site, so its mere mention must be pretty exciting for the 2 or 3 of you who somehow randomly found your way here and are wondering, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Disgruntled Viking in the Workplace</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2010/09/a-disgruntled-viking-in-the-workplace.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 14:18:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[hockey paraphernalia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[job frustration]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[personal shortcomings]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/?p=1020</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The thing about work is, it sucks, at least for most of us. The upshot is that you get paid for doing it, although that traditionally reliable characteristic seems to have been put to the test in recent years by excessive competitiveness amidst an ongoing recession, the rise of internships, and other various forms of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Watch</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2010/02/the-watch.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:29:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Björn Svensson]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/?p=714</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Why do some guys seem to enjoy strutting around naked in the locker room so much? I’ve never understood this. And it’s usually the old, wrinkly guys who are the main culprits. They just stand around chatting, letting it all hang out, taking up valuable floor space, and altogether just delaying the much-needed re-clothing process. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bladder-Voiding Fear and the Threat of Viking Force</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2010/01/bladder-voiding-fear-and-the-threat-of-viking-force.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2010/01/bladder-voiding-fear-and-the-threat-of-viking-force.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 23:48:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Slaughter]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/?p=699</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Trond Troll-Breath slammed his beer down on the table, bent close so that he came face-to-face with the stubborn child, and, with ale-tinged spittle flying, roared: “You eat your slice of pizza now or so help me Odin I will jam it so far down your throat that my fist will be coming out your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>End It Like a Viking</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2010/01/end-it-like-a-viking.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 01:49:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/?p=676</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In keeping with the global theme of expressing false hope for a good new year, I decided to kick off 2010 with a more upbeat and positive posting than is usual here at the world’s most obscure and futile website devoted to promoting modern Viking glory: by talking about scarring, emotionally devastating break-up scenarios. My [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slaughter the Parents, part 2</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2009/10/slaughter-the-parents-part-2.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2009/10/slaughter-the-parents-part-2.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 19:31:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ingrid Törnblom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poop]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/?p=614</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The hideous beast of a woman splayed the infants’ legs apart and scraped away at the mushy mess of fresh feces while the sick smell radiated outward, gagging those unfortunate enough to be caught within its sordid sphere of influence. “Hush!” she upbraided her crying child, who shrieked only louder as the next wipe was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome to the Mead Hall</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2009/09/welcome-to-the-mead-hall.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:51:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Published Sagas]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[leprechauns]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/?p=605</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to the Mead Hall is a glorified/self-deprecating account of the first time I ever met Trond Troll-Breath. Published online by Word Riot, this marks the first time a literary entity has not completely blown off my research about the Modern Viking Movement. Hail to Word Riot! Click here to read Welcome to the Mead [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slaughter the Parents, part 1</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2009/09/slaughter-the-parents-part-1.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2009/09/slaughter-the-parents-part-1.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 22:45:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/?p=597</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The children run and scream and throw things and cry and get in the way and their parents just let them. Usually, no one ever confronts these animals, and as an introverted social moron, I am no exception. But Trond Troll-Breath is, since he’s an amazing Norwegian Viking. I can just see him sitting there, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Modern Viking Job Interviews, #1: Trond &#8220;Troll-Breath&#8221; Trondsen</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2009/01/the-modern-viking-job-interviews-introduction-and-1-trond-troll-breath-trondsen.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2009/01/the-modern-viking-job-interviews-introduction-and-1-trond-troll-breath-trondsen.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:08:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Modern Viking Job Interviews]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/?p=356</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Trond &#8220;Troll-Breath&#8221; Trondsen is the most Viking of the modern Vikings. He has absolutely no patience for bullshit, which is a disastrous attribute when it comes to job interviewing situations. Human Resources Cock Mongrel: Hi Trond, nice to meet you. Come right on in and take a seat. Trond &#8220;Troll-Breath&#8221; Trondsen: Thanks, nice to meet [...]]]></description>
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