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	<title>Scandinavian Aggression &#187; urination</title>
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		<title>Vikings Have No Respect for Standard Hiring Protocol</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 20:52:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Björn Svensson]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I’ve gotten my chronology correct, it was The Orlando Sentinel that made such a splash last week with its report that employers are intentionally filtering unemployed applicants out of their potential hiring pools (the story having since been picked up by The Huffington Post and others). Sure, this sucks, but where’s the big surprise? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bladder-Voiding Fear and the Threat of Viking Force</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 23:48:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Slaughter]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Trond Troll-Breath slammed his beer down on the table, bent close so that he came face-to-face with the stubborn child, and, with ale-tinged spittle flying, roared: “You eat your slice of pizza now or so help me Odin I will jam it so far down your throat that my fist will be coming out your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Prudential Center Sicko</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 00:48:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/?p=379</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So, I had gone to drop a deuce the other day at the Prudential Center in Boston&#8217;s Back Bay neighborhood when a pervert stuck his head under the stall wall and looked up at me. I had been happily daydreaming about destructive medieval warfare and archaic Scandinavian woodcarving techniques until this sick bastard brought my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Modern Viking Job Interviews, #2: Björn Svensson</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2009/01/the-modern-viking-job-interviews-2-bjorn-svensson.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 22:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Modern Viking Job Interviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Björn Svensson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[job frustration]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[skalds]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[urination]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Here we witness warrior-poet, Björn Svensson, as he is forced to squirm under the godforsaken spotlight of that most unholy of abominations, human resources. Human Resources Cock Mongrel: Welcome, Björn, nice to meet you. Björn Svensson: Thanks&#8230;you too. HRCM: How&#8217;s your day been going so far? BS: It&#8217;s been acceptable. How about yours? HRCM: Oh, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Modern Viking Job Interviews, #1: Trond &#8220;Troll-Breath&#8221; Trondsen</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2009/01/the-modern-viking-job-interviews-introduction-and-1-trond-troll-breath-trondsen.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:08:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[job frustration]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Trond &#8220;Troll-Breath&#8221; Trondsen is the most Viking of the modern Vikings. He has absolutely no patience for bullshit, which is a disastrous attribute when it comes to job interviewing situations. Human Resources Cock Mongrel: Hi Trond, nice to meet you. Come right on in and take a seat. Trond &#8220;Troll-Breath&#8221; Trondsen: Thanks, nice to meet [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Poetry of the Bladder</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 21:46:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[job frustration]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poop]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As recent events committed by certain, highly esteemed members of Scandinavian society have shown, urination can be a great form of revenge. By urinating on somebody and/or his or her possessions, you are effectively saying: &#8220;Hey you! Get the fuck over here you fucking asshole! I fucking hate you and everything about you. I wish [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Death Metal Recital</title>
		<link>http://www.scandinavianaggression.com/centrum/2008/06/death-metal-recital.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 20:53:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rowdy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[berserkergång]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Boston/New England]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mead]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[metal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[personal shortcomings]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[whale meat]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Recently, by means of succubine trickery and beguilement, I found myself haplessly stuck in the Middle of Nowhere, Vermont (population: insignificant) attending a ballet recital. For four countless hours I suffered through various stages of boredom and depression, flirted with insanity, and listened to the entire The Lion King soundtrack twice, because once apparently just [...]]]></description>
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